First Post

So.... I think I'm going to try this whole blog posting thing again. I want to try and post at least like once a week... or if I post more than once a week I plan on having at least one funny post a week. Probably make my own un-motivational posters again too, or just post pictures of my abs, or me drunkenly passed out on a floor somewhere, not sure, but I will have pictures/videos and they should make you laugh.

Then when football starts again I will do fantasy football advice, so you can blame me for starting Percy Harvin over Titus Young when Percy quits football again with a "one week" ankle injury that somehow turned into a triple sprain with like 17 broken bones or something. Fuck you Percy.

Also, being on this big health kick I'm on I will probably TRY to post my daily workouts and post what I am eating today and how many calories there are in these foods. And then I will tell you how you shouldn't be eating donuts, or chugging gallons of McDonalds sweet tea (no matter how "oh so glorious" that liquid golden sugar juice is, begotten from the hand of God himself as he bestowed it upon us). I'll also post my calorie count for my drinks on the weekend, so that people can realize how awful alcohol is for you... and I can hate myself more than I already do for ruining my workouts as I shotgun beers every time the Ravens score a touchdown in the Super Bowl - who would've thought they would score three in like 7 minutes worth of game time?

Yeah it happened, and I made my GF do them too... suck it Niners. I let girls get head starts that isn't me backing out. Okay maybe I wanted to back out, but I didn't. seriously... I didn't.

Law School is also a big part of my life. It sucks. Might complain about that too.

And if all else fails, and you don't think I'm funny, hate my sports talk, and think I am full of shit with my health advice... I will post pictures of my puppy - "Peppa." You can't go wrong with puppy pictures, cuz she's a 16 week old beagle and while she is a complete pain in my ass, everyone else will love to google over her because she is pretty cute.